Theatre Kid Champion Socks

We don't do sports, we don't like sports, we do THEATRE. But we still deserve the sporty tees, so at least we can have the sporty aesthetic right? This mock sports tee is for theatre kids only, who are world champions of the stage every time.

Sorry I Can't I'm Too Busy Being An Introverted Theatre Kid. The extrovert only comes out on the stage, okay, so let's keep our expectations low.

The gold, the glitz, the glamour of the THEATRE! This golden star design is for those theatre bitches that own the stage!

We don't do sports, we don't like sports, we do THEATRE. But we still deserve the sporty tees, so at least we can have the sporty aesthetic right? This mock sports tee is for those who want to support their own team, team theatre!

The gold, the glitz, the glamour, the GAY of the THEATRE! This rainbow sparkle design for those who found their queerness on the stage, you're a star!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... too anxious to ever appear in front of any crowd whatsoever. I am the World Anxiety Champion; I am the most anxious bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design.

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still overthinking... I am the World Overthinking Champion; I am the most anxious bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Overthinking World Champion!

Finger skating, the sport with none of the injuries but all of the excitement of it's extreme counterpart! 90's kids remember when we all had a finger skateboards, and they were seriously the COOLEST. Now watch me do a kick flip and accidentally flick it into someone's eyeball.

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still gay.. I am the World Gay Champion; I am the most cute queer, and damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Gay World Champion!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still goth af... I am the World Pastel Goth Champion; I am the most pastel of princesses, a soft goth, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design youPastel Goth World Champion!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still lifting weights... I am the World Himbo Champion; I am the most gentle of giants, soft of mind, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Himbo World Champion!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still hopping... froggies are the cutest, and they've already won 2021. Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you frog lover!

AND THE CHAMPION IS.... still worshipping satan. I am the World Champion of Satanism; I am a most devilish bean, but damnit I'm proud! Show off your anti-sports humor with this mock vintage sports tee design you Satanism World Champion!

Dungeons & Dragons Reigning Champion! This design is perfect for any Dungeon Master, any member of the campaign who has particularly kicked ass, or yourself... This crown is fit for a dnd champ, with the gems in the crown shaped like the dnd dice -- the D20 at the center! Show off your medieval nerd pride in this suit of armor! dnd gifts dungeon master gifts dungeon master dungeons and dragons campaign rpg dungeons and dragons king dnd king dnd crown die crown.

when it comes to games, I am a bug catching CHAMPION! This animal crossing inspired design is perfect for people who aim to complete their critterpedia!

Iight imma head out! Space is the safest place. Show off that you're the "Social Distancing Champion" UFO design. Perfect for loving aliens, space, and keeping your distance and safety.

Show off your love of the newest chubby champion with this cute Hammond, "Chubby Champion" Overwatch design! Perfect for gamers, fans of Overwatch, hamster humor, chubby love, and loving this cute, chubby hero!

Show off your love of the newest chubby champion with this cute Hammond, "Chubby Champion" Overwatch design! Perfect for gamers, fans of Overwatch, hamster humor, chubby love, and loving this cute, chubby hero!

If you prefers felines over kids then this design is for you! Cats are far superior to human children. They are self-sufficient, small, agile, great hunters, they have night vision, and they are coated in a luscious coat of soft hair. Perfect for anyone who never wants to have kids!

deliver dissent with this badass Ruth Bader Ginsberg design depicting the Supreme Court Justice Official as a boxing champion- Perfect for knocking out political opponents, voting, getting buff like Ginsberg, or smashing the patriarchy one punch at a time. ruth bader ginsberg justice supreme court politics r b g k.o.

Everyone loves Kid Rock! With classic's such as, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... actually that's it. That's their only song.

Dedicated to those smug trust fund kids who can't stop talking about their success. This parody Harvard shirt is a great way to express your complete apathy about Ivy League education.

I was emo-ployee of the month, too! Show that you're still a proud Full-time Emo Kid with this funny emo design. Perfect for loving emo music, emo night, pop punk, scene and emo kids.

Proud Father of a Freaking Awesome Kid (who coincidentally bought me this). Give your dad the gift that keeps on giving (not counting yourself, of course).

Proud Mother of a Freaking Awesome Kid (who coincidentally bought me this). Give your mom the gift that keeps on giving (not counting yourself, of course).

I Love My Asshole Kids. Show you're the proud parent of some asshole kids with this funny Father and Mother's day themed design.

Transgender rights are human rights and they are being put at stake! Fight against trans discrimination and fight for transgender protection, especially for trans youth in schools! Resist with these lgbtqia, trans pride, protest, anti-trump socks.

Are you a proud goat parent? Then wear your love for your kids loud and proud with our "I Love My Kids (Goat)" socks! Whether you're celebrating Mother's Day or just want to show off your goat pride, these socks are perfect for any occasion. Featuring an adorable baby goat, this design is both punny and cute. Plus, the high-quality material ensures long-lasting comfort for all-day wear. Don't let anyone tell you that goat love isn't real - wear your heart (and feet) on your sleeve with our "I Love My Kids (Goat)" socks! So, go ahead and rock these socks to the next family gathering or cute goat festival and show your love to the world. Your goat kids will thank you for it!

Jesus was breathtaking. He looked exactly like this and starred in multiple hollywood films. Get some laughs with this funny "I'mma tell my kids" meme featuring everyone's favorite messiah, Keanu!

Celebrate love and pride with our vibrant 'Cool Kids Have 2 Moms' design, featuring American traditional tattoo-style florals and butterflies in the lesbian pride colors! This bold and colorful design is a stylish way to show support for LGBTQ+ families. Perfect for kids of same-sex parents or anyone who believes in love without boundaries, this design spreads a message of acceptance and inclusivity.